Having watched our Parliament members repeat the same speech on a daily basis, particularly during the 'Question & Answer Hour' in the House; and being a patriotic Pakistani who wants to do his part; I have snatched this Quick Speech Maker to help Assembly members on the Government/treasury side.
Now, do your part: when you see the ruling party members running short of material, come here, make some selections, and email the speech you generate to the MNA or Senator 'in trouble'. I'm sure he'll appreciate the help!
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Mr. Speaker Sir:
They'reHe'sat it again! The extremistOpposition hasOpposition leadership hasSpeaker of the House hasbunch of stupids sitting over there haveIndia's agents haveSwiss account holders haveonce again proposed cuttingslashingkillingexcisingfunds for our pocket moneyour daily allowanceswhite collar crimesPensionschool lunchesbank loansthe environmentthe PML Youth Wing conventionin order to give these cuts to the richpay off their internet billssatisfy the religious partiesship our jobs overseasprotect Mr. & Mrs. Asif Ali Zardari greedily keep more of their own money! Mr. Speaker Sir! These terrorist actions will force our senior citizenschildrennuclear scientistsboth wivesIttefaq consultantsto eat grasscommit suicidesell drugssell their kidneysdie in Karachieat household chickens, pigeons & rabbitssell Ghauri IIbeg for large size PIZZAHUT pizzaswork! ThankgoodnessGod "Abbaji"Rawalpindi walasourPrime Minister hasMuslim League colleagues haveIMF & World Bank havecriminal friends havebeloved Nawaz Sharif hasWorld Cup squad hasbravelystoppedprotectedstood in the way ofblockedbowled outsued to stoplied aboutoutlawedthis foolish attempt tostarvekillburnharrassdefameeatour well-wishersour kidsour bank defaulter friendsour National Assembly Speakerour 15 kanal bungalowsthe administrationthe Chief JusticeChief of the Army Staff.
Mr. Speaker Sir! These terrorist actions will force our senior citizenschildrennuclear scientistsboth wivesIttefaq consultantsto eat grasscommit suicidesell drugssell their kidneysdie in Karachieat household chickens, pigeons & rabbitssell Ghauri IIbeg for large size PIZZAHUT pizzaswork!
ThankgoodnessGod "Abbaji"Rawalpindi walasourPrime Minister hasMuslim League colleagues haveIMF & World Bank havecriminal friends havebeloved Nawaz Sharif hasWorld Cup squad hasbravelystoppedprotectedstood in the way ofblockedbowled outsued to stoplied aboutoutlawedthis foolish attempt tostarvekillburnharrassdefameeatour well-wishersour kidsour bank defaulter friendsour National Assembly Speakerour 15 kanal bungalowsthe administrationthe Chief JusticeChief of the Army Staff.
