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So? Well, by this logic we have one PM, one CE, two governors of the Punjab, two of Sindh and so on ad infinitum. But we have only one Maulana Tarar.……    The Karachi police registered
an FIR against the former Prime Minister at a Karachi police
station. Before shifting Nawaz Sharif
to jail. The warden was contacted to provide a VVIP room for him cause
of the protocol thing. The warden said that there was only one VIP room
and Asif Ali
Zardarihad been occupying
it. He was ordered to get AA Zardari’s consent whether Nawaz
Sharif could share room with him.
(Majyd Aziz)
 Of
course, after the ex PM and Zardari
were in the room, the warden, being a nice guy, asked them if they wanted
to watch a movie on the video. Guess what movie they requested:
'SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY'
According to daily Din, Justice (Retd) Nasim Hassan Shah declined the offer to make him a minister in the Punjab cabinet by saying, '  '
(Is
this position the only one left for me?)
It has been decided that Pakistan doesn't need a weather satellite. Why? Because we've got Dr.Muhammad Yaqub....... 
 In an interview, Rukhsana Nazi disclosed that she was involved with ex-speaker Yusuf Raza Gilani but left him for a sahaili who was carrying on with him. Many girls used to go the National Assembly just for Yusuf Raza Gilani's loving prowess. She said after her scandal with federal minister Sheikh Rashid no one will marry her. She said she had talked on the topic of love with prime minister's adviser Ghous Ali Shah who admired her. (Moon Digest) Bill Clinton, impressed with reports that the Pakistani soldier, General Alamgir, did wonders in Kargil offered to give three American generals in exchange for one so that the Pak General can train the demoralized American forces. The CE said OK. We'll take Genral Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics. A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday. Q. Why can't our Ministers dial 115? A. They cannot find the eleven on the phone Q. Why can't Shaheen Atiqur Rehman make ice cubes? A. She always forget the recipe. In a nation where self-promotion has been developed into an art form, one of the greatest self-promoters of all must be newly-appointed envoy to the UK, Akbar S. Ahmed (the maker of Film "JINNAH") .The picture of him in the papers talking to the Chief Executive is a classic. While the CE looks slightly bewildered, Akbar Ahmed is caught in pontificating mode. The question is: was Akbar Ahmed already known to the CE or did someone recommend him? Either way one must hand it to the high commissioner for a job well done. (D)
A:Yes, PML(N) will change to PML(K). According to Khabrain, president UBL Zubyr Soomro was manager of a small branch of Citibank, lacked higher education, but was given the post in Pakistan at Rs 14 lakh per month because he was son of the speaker of National Assembly. One notoriously corrupt politician recently travelled to Quetta and bought a fake passport. He went to the local Afghan consulate and after paying a Rs 20/ fee, obtained a visa for Afghanistan. He then went to the Iranian consulate and posing as a Shia asked for a visa for Mashad.From Chaman it was to Kandahar, and from thence to Mashad. In Mashad, he whipped out his genuine passport, complete with valid visas to the US and Britain and bought a ticket to New York. He is now comfortably ensconced in a deluxe apartment in the Big Apple. Heaven, is when you have: * American Salary |
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