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Uploaded September,1999 |
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TARIQ MAHMOOD MIAN |
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In a Sunday Times interview,
Benazir
Bhutto said that her husband,
Asif
Ali Zardari, was a wealthy person even before marrying
her.
"He was a wealthy man, a successful businessman in his own right with real estate worth tens of millions of dollars," she said. And perhaps she forgot that everyone remembered her farther in-law Hakim Ali Zardari who was once only a ‘Cinema Wala’, later picked up by ZA Bhutto for an assembly seat and from there the ‘wealth-story’ goes on and on…… 
 Daily Pakistan reported an encounter between two PML lady leaders, Tehmina Daultana and Syeda Abida Hussain, in which the latter told the former that she was a sycophant (  ).
Tehmina warned her that if she persisted in her unfair accusations
she would break her teeth (  ).
Nawaz Sharif, Ishaq Dar and Senator Saifur Rehman were sitting in an aeroplane. Dar says, "I’ll throw this 280 million dollar tranche of IMF out the window to make our country a better place." so he did. Nawaz Sharif says, "Ill throw all of my Ittefaq assets out the window to make Pakistan a better place." so he did. Saifur Rehman says, " Ill throw Nawaz Sharif out the window to make this country a better place" so he did. Oldy but goldy WALI KHAN is planning a visit to Hollywood after toppling Nawaz Sharif’s present government , he wish to 'research out' something new against the Pakistan Movement at the 20th Century-Fox. Of course, he knows it by its old name -- 19th Century-Fox. Lahore's Director Anti-corruption Department, Khwaja Siddiq Akbar, is using snakes to scare the accused into owning up corruption. During investigation Khwaja Sahib puts the snake on the table, then teases it till it becomes enraged and the accused becomes scared. Sometimes, Khwaja Sahib puts the snake in his mouth and tells the accused that he was eating poison in order to deal with criminals better. Even the staff was scared of Khwaja Sahib's snake act. (Khab.) At an emotionally charged gathering, the PM announced an allocation of billions of rupees for various projects in the Potohar area. The people who had gathered there went wild with joy. The Finance Minister, Ishaq Dar whispered, "Sir, you have done it again. Where is the money to come from?". With a smile, the PM pointed towards the crowd and said, "Do you see the joy on their faces? That is what matters, Dar Sahib. I want my countrymen to be happy. Let us move on to the next meeting". Jasim Haider, Rawalpindi 
 It has been decreed in Punjab by the junior Sharif that all members of his cabinet should be clad in proper three piece Western suits. So the entire cabinet has fleet footed it to an upmarket suits manufacturer in Lahore to get all togged out. Simultaneously, an enterprising trader has undertaken to supply the cabinet with an ample supply of anti-perspirant deodorants so that they can survive the travails of high summer trussed up in their suits. Politicians! They'll piss on your foot and
tell you its raining!
We were just watching the gymnastics. Very, very exciting. Here's a little test about gymnastics, test your knowledge. You know what you call it when a gymnast completely reverses himself and lands on his feet? You know what that's called? That is called a Ghous Ali Shah. Ex-Azad Kashmir Prime minister and leader of Muslim Conference Sardar Qayyum (Mujahid-e-Awwal) says that beautiful girls were used to seduce Muslim leaders during the Pakistan Movement. He said Ghaffar Khan used to spend many days with Indira Gandhi and other pretty Hindu girls sent by the Congress. He added that Achakzai and Sheikh Abdullah too were 'misled' through this strategy. His observation was that Muslims were by nature  (heart-throwers).
(KHAB)
An advisory committee, comprising representatives of the private sector, set up to advise of ways to kick start the economy, recommended in August 1998 that the CBR chief be given relevant powers. Instead, when the relevant committee met under the Prime Minister to discuss the issue in November 1998, it removed the chairman from the position. (D)
Ijazul Haq
is a very interesting man. He's known in the Muslim League as a compassionate
conservative. Know what that means? That means he'll help an old lady across
the street, but when she gets there he'll cancel her Medicare. |
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