PAKISTAN
NEEDS A PRIME MINISTER BADLY
Application
Form For The Next
National
Assembly Elections
1. Name
of Candidate: ______________________
2. Present Address:
(i) Name of Jail: _____________________________
(ii) Cell Number: _____________________________
(If not in Jail, attach proof of residence)
3. Political Party:
___________________________
(List ONLY the Last Five
parties in the Chronological Order)
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3.a. Size of party
A. Myself
B. Me & my family C. Enough to occupy a
Tonga
4. Sex :
A - Male B - Female
C - Benazir
D - "General" (any)
5. Reasons for leaving
last party: (circle one or more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled C - Bought out
D - All of above
6. Reasons for contesting
elections: (circle one or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape Court Martial
C - To grossly misuse
power D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue
(if you choose
"D",- attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Very well known Psychiatrist
)
7. How many years of
public corruption experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs C - 6-15yrs D -
15+yrs
8. Give details of
best criminal cases pending against you:
(Restrict upto best
5; Attach a separate sheet)
9. How many years
have you spent in Jail ? A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years D - 15+years
10. Are you involved
in any financial scams ? A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely D - I deny it all
E - see a foreign hand.
11. What is your
Annual Corruption Income ? A - 10-50 Crores
B - 50-100 Crores
C - Overflow...
(Convert all your $
earning from Hawala etc. to Rupees)
12. Do you have
any developmental plans for the country in mind ?
A - No
B - No C - No D - No E - All of the
above
13. Describe
in space provided, your achievements, if
any.
_________________.
Thumb Impression
of the candidate
(Not that of the person who filled
the form)
(Zahid)
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