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TARIQ MAHMOOD MIAN
Testing Their IQ
Once Ilahi Buhsh Soomro collected well-known proverbs. He gave each of the politician  the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with
the rest. 
Here is what our beloved politicians came up with:
(Uploaded in September,1999)
Strike while the....................................bug is close.                    (Ghous Ali Shah)


It's always darkest before................our PM ‘rises’.                (Mushahid Hussain)


Never underestimate the power of............termites.                             (Wali Khan)


You can lead a horse to water but ..................how?                       (Abida Hussain)


Don't bite the hand that.........................looks dirty.                     (Shujaat Hussain)


Better to be safe than....................................punch.                      (Haleem Siddiqi)


No news is...........................................impossible.                        (Pervez Rashid)


A miss is as good as a.......................................Mr.            (Ghulam Mustafa Khar)


You can't teach an old dog.............................math.                         (Ishtiaq Azhar)


If you lie down with dogs, you....will stink in the morning.                (Imran Khan)


Love all, trust.....................................................me.                      (Shehbaz Sharif)


The pen is mightier than..........................the horses.                          (Asif Zardari)


An idle mind is.......................the best way to relax.                      (Nawaz Sharif)


Where there is smoke, there's......................pollution.                 (Saif-ur-Rehman)


Happy is the bride who............gets all the presents.               (Tehmina Daultana)


A penny saved is........................................not much.                           (Ishaq Dar)


Two is company, three's.................The Musketeers.                   (Tahir-ul-Qadri)


None are so blind as............................Helen Keller.                     (Aftab Shepao)


Children should be seen and not.....spanked or grounded.                 (Mian Azhar)


If at first you don't succeed.............get new batteries.                      (Ahsan Iqbal)


You get out of something what you......see pictured on the box.      (Sartaj Aziz)


When the blind lead the blind.........get out of the way.             (Gen. Hameed Gul)


There is no fool like..................................Dr. Wahab.            (Mamnoon Hussain)


Laugh and the  whole world laughs with you. Cry and...........  you have to blow
your nose.                                                                                   (Benazir Bhutto)


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