Q:Hello, Mr. Prime Minister!
A: Waalaikumassalaam. I hope you used ‘motorway’ to reach here?

Q: No sir, I came by plane.
A: Alas!! You lost the opportunity to watch gateway of the Real Asian Tiger………. to the 21st century. Anyway, start your questions.

Q: Well Mr.PM. Qazi Hussain says you dodged his party by not implementing ‘Shariah’ in the country. Allama Tahirul Qadri also blames you for similar things. Why?
A: Do you know that Pakistani bus drivers are responsible for more people praying to GOD than Qazi Hussain Ahmed or any Allama Qadri ????? No more comments.

Q: Do you really play a ‘yes man’s role before Mr.Clinton?
A: No. That’s absolutely wrong. I never agree with him until he says something.

Q: I heard you mentioning ‘Motorway’ and ‘Atom Bomb’ hundreds of times in the past one week. Why?
A: I believe, anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.

Q: Well, lets now get to some other important things. Mr. Prime Minister, suppose you're really thirsty and in the fridge, there is only a Pepsi and a Coke. Which one would you pick?
A: Got Milk?

Q: Hmmmm..okay……got milk also.
A: Put both Pepsi and Coke in a jug of milk and bring it to me.

Q: Fascinating. Are you the ‘genius one’ in your family?
A: Huh huh…. What can I say! But I think every family should have three children, if one turns out to be a genius, the other two can support him.

Q: What were your friends called on a college campus?
A: Visitors.

Q: Do you agree that there comes a time in every man's life when he must stand up and tell his mother he is an adult.
A: Yes. This usually happens at around age 45.

Q: Mr. PM. I put a sample case before you. Suppose you are going to have a heart transplant. The surgeon says: "I'll give you a choice:
you can either have the heart of 25-year-old marathon runner or a 60-year-old politician.” What would you like?
A: Easy – I’ll have the politician's.

Q: Why would you pick the heart of a 60-year-old politician over a young 25-year-old marathon runner?"
A: I would like one that's never been used."

Q: How is your family life?
A: Excellent. I always take care of them. Just yesterday my wife wanted to see the world, so I bought her an atlas.

Q: What’s the difference between a dead bureaucrat in the road and a dead politician in the road?
A: The politician might’ve been on his way to make an honest living.

Q: How do you put a twinkle in your favourite Ghous Ali Shah’s eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear.

Q: How would you kill a fish?
A: I’ll drown it.

Q: What do you call a politician with half a brain?
A: Gifted

Q: Well Mr. Prime Minister. Why do most of the 19 GDA leaders whistle on the toilet?
A: So they know which end to wipe.

Q: Thanks Mr. PM for this marvellous interview. You are really a very intelligent man. But to end one more question please. I see "TGIF" written on your shoes. What stands it for?
A: Hehehe…….........Toes Go In First.

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