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    BENAZIR BHUTTO said in the first session of National Assembly:

          "Why this media trial......!

          Bring here, right here.......... the horse who drinks MILK.

          Bring here...... the horse who eats CHOCOLATES.

          Bring here......the horse who eats MARMALADE......."

    -------- Someone shouted from the back benches....." Bring Hamid Nasir Chattha here..."


    THE BUGGED ONES

    Some of the CODE NAMES given by BENAZIR's personal Telephone Tapping Intelligence Agency to the 'targetted' individuals:

            JUDGES: Blind Men

            Justice Sajjad Ali Shah: BM-1

            Justice Salim Akhtar: BM-3

            Justice Ajmal Mian: BM-13

            MIAN NAWAZ SHARIF: GUEST

            Mushahid Hussain: Smooth Operator

            Maulana Fazlur Rehman: WOLF

            Wasim Sajjad: Wiseman

            Information Adviser of the President, Khwaja Ejaz Sarwar: MOVIE-1

            Uncle Ghulam Mustafa Jatoi: JT-1 & JT-2 (a double honour)

            Senator Nasreen Jaleel of MQM:SEA WEEDS

            Ms. Saba of MQM: HOT BED

            Mir Afzal Khan: EVENING STAR

            Raja Nadir Parvez: PANTHER

            Nawaz Sharif's THREE MUREE 'Hidouts':

            1. SIRRI PAYA

            2. ROGHNI NAN

            3. BADAMI SHERBAT

            Ardeshir Cowasjee- DAWN

      Voters of Election 97
    A wise-man, seeing a blank signboard hanging on a lamppost wrote upon it: "I pray for all".

    A Solicitor wrote underneath:"I plead for all".

    A Doctor added: "I prescribe for all".

    And, a simple VOTER like me wrote: "I pay for all".

      Arif Salahuddin-Singapore

    "The Supreme Court upheld the dissolution order of Farooq Legharito dismiss the Benazir government."

    BENAZIR's VERSION:

    For the 4th time a Prime Minister from Sindh has not been restored.

    NAWAZ SHARIF's VERSION:

    Among the last 5 Prime Ministers only ONE was not corrupt.


    You know what is going to happen in February next...? 90-Days Care Taker Government will be followed by a 90-Days Elected Government.

    Prof.Iqbal Ismail-Karachi

    NAWAZ SHARIF is getting very serious now about picking a presidential candidate for the next term. He says he wants someone who's young and charismatic and comfortable with the PPP's agenda. His first choice is ASIF ZARDARI.


    Sindh Government announced having given relief to the MQM (Altaf) on the eve of elections….….. and in this process it released dozens of MQM (Haqiqi) and PPP workers from various prisons.

    Rubina Ahmed-Karachi

    New slogans for the QAZI's DHARNA campaign:

    You can't spell IHTISAB without H-I-S-A-B.

    "ZAALMO QAZI GA RAHA HEY"

    It's like respecting for your great-great-grandpa.

    Out with the QAZI, and in with BAZI.

    He's a one-man Government Demolishing Machine!


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