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Drive-thru ATM banking for Him and Her 
HIM:
1. Pull up to ATM 
2. Insert card 
3. Enter PIN and request $40 
4. Take cash, card and receipt 
5. Drive away 
 



 
 
HER:
1. Pull up to ATM 
2. Back up and pull forward to get closer 
3. Shut off engine 
4. Put on emergency brake 
5. Put keys in purse 
6. Get out of car because you're still too far 
   from machine 
7. Hunt for card in purse 
8. Insert card 
9. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN 
   written on it 
10. Enter PIN 
11. Study instructions 
12. Hit "cancel" 
13. Enter CORRECT PIN 
14. Check balance 
15. Look for envelope 
16. Look for pen in purse 
17. Endorse checks 
18. Make deposit 
19. Study instructions 
20. Make cash withdrawal 
21. Get in car 
22. Check make-up 
23. Look for keys 
24. Start car 
25. Check make-up 
26. Start pulling away 
27. Stop 
28. Back up to the machine 
29. Get out of car 
30. Take card and receipt 
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet 
33. Put receipt in checkbook 
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook 
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook 
36. Check make-up 
37. Put car in reverse 
38. Put car in drive 
39. Drive away from machine 
40. Drive three miles 
41. Release emergency brake 



And Now a one liner... 

"Don't be depressed. We have our new cabinet members ...for that." 


Submitted by:Farhan

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